HOW TO FIGURE OUT REALITY

• If you can't change it, it's real.
• If it is white and sticking to tree limbs and your car windshield, it's snow.
• If it is Sunday and you have no where else you have to be, hunker down.
• If the thermometer reads above freezing, don't bother shoveling, it is soft and will soon melt.
• If you think you have control over Nature, you're wrong.
•  If the street plows have not piled up a berm too high to drive through, either stay in bed or watch TV until your body says it will now cooperate with you.
• Watching the snow dropping in large chunks, off tree limbs, is as much fun as watching the grass grow.