Friday, November 23, 2007
STILL GIVING THANKS THE DAY AFTER
Apparently lots of people have found that turkey is is not 'green' enough in today's world. I was not among them since I did not have to cook and was perfectly happy eating anything served.
There are three possibilities for the day after Thanksgiving; 1) a day of rest, 2) a typical day of work, 3) the masochistic ritual of Black Friday. I prefer a fourth alternative and am going into hiding until after Christmas.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
USELESS QUIZZES
What mythological creature are you? I'm a Chimera.
When I go to a Chinese restaurant, I'm a Snake
Speaking of useless things...the dollar has hit a new low. Bush has made life better in lots of other places but seems to have made Bin Laden's prediction (that he would ruin the US economy) true. With the able assistance of our President, he has succeeded nobly.
FRUIT

My clothes looked bloodied on the way home, but it sure beat buying popcorn. If you are interested in this fruit, follow directions on how to get to eat it.
Our earlier culture produced another, shameful Strange Fruit. I loved the song, especially in the angst of late teen age and when I hadn't the foggiest idea what it meant. The music was soulful and Billie Holiday was at her best, vocally. I recall with shock my discovery that the strange fruit were lynched bodies. The lyrics were quite clear for someone who could take them in. I obviously was not ready to comprehend.
Southern trees bear a strange fruit,
Blood on the leaves and blood at the root,
Black body swinging in the Southern breeze,
Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees.
Pastoral scene of the gallant South,
The bulging eyes and the twisted mouth,
Scent of magnolia sweet and fresh,
And the sudden smell of burning flesh!
Here is a fruit for the crows to pluck,
For the rain to gather, for the wind to suck,
For the sun to rot, for a tree to drop,
Here is a strange and bitter crop.

This is a citrus, native to Jamaica, and is sometimes known as
unique fruit.
As if Nature and Man isn't strange enough, we also have this anomaly. Looks like a fruit, acts like a fruit, but is a nut (the Cashew you see on the end of it). I bought a wooden one, thinking it was a strange pepper and commented loudly, as I am prone to do, prompting the salesperson to inform me it's real identity.

What fun to know something in trivia...hardly my strong suit.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
WATCHING THE LEAVES FALL
There is a black roof top on a garage, two houses behind me, speckled with yellow leaves, gradually filling like a puzzle. Every once and a while a breeze blows more leaves down, covering more of the roof. Ah, that white stuff is beginning to accumulate. The temperature is 38 degrees. I tell the white stuff to melt! Like our current Administration, it ignores me and keeps piling up until the roof is now all white. The color of the leaves has gone just as our Autumn is fading.
The TV tells me that this is one of the busiest travel days, listing all the negatives of travel. I hunker down more and wrap myself in warm clothing, grateful that I don't have to fight the world outside right now. As I watch the talking heads on TV, misleading us all with their biases and misinformation, I revel that this is just the first snow, on fairly warm ground, rather than cyclone, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, wildfire or blizzard.
Monday, November 19, 2007
WINTER IN NEW ENGLAND
Thinking begins about when I went on vacation (in weather like this) to somewhere sunny and warm. I left in winter clothes, with thickened blood in my veins, getting thicker, as I traveled to the airport to depart for my destination in the sunny South. I arrive where it is hot but air-conditioned indoors. As I melt, waiting for my blood to thin, I constantly wonder why I am here and not home with my toys, where the thermostat maintains a constant temperature. It takes almost the whole time I am there for my blood to adjust. I cling to any air-conditioned place and try to stay out of the sun. As a tourist, small children grab at me, trying to sell me junk for a small cost. The amount of help a sale to me would bring is like spooning the ocean out with a teaspoon but my guilt level is raised as I see the poverty they must endure. I invariably buy some small thing from the most polite and pitiful child and try then fend off the scores which follow like locusts. The better stores tease with luxuries I can ill afford and would have no place to wear. Since I don't sun bathe or gamble, the choices of things to do (other than shop) are limited.
Air-conditioned bus tours are a first option, though quite interest-challenged. I don't really care to see how the rich live in their second mansions, which seems to be the main attraction in the Bahamas other than a view of the ports below where the rich moor their yachts, viewed from the highest point on the Island.
After a few days my blood compensates for the heat. I am forced to cram everything I brought, (now expanded from the heat, no doubt) into my baggage with the souvenirs I have brought to prove that I was thinking about people while I was gone. I will depart with totally inadequate protection from the cold, in which my thinned out blood will screech at me with discomfort when I finally reach my local airport. If I am lucky I will not be forced to stand in the freezing air for too long before the transport back to my normal life in the New England winter. With more luck I will not have to shovel too much snow and can do most of my shopping over the Internet, as usual. I can then spend my time looking at the pictures I took and remember what it was like to be too warm.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
A TRIP DOWN MEET THE PRESS MEMORY LANE
There was a time when corporate owners had a hands-off policy in directing the news. That seems to be lost today when our media has become a free-for-all, biased voice, pushing its own self-serving agendas, politics and candidates. It is reported that "the news channels play different roles within their respective companies that are useful to note in trying to imagine how they might evolve in the future. Fox News is one of the stars of News Corp.'s TV portfolio. CNN is a solid performer for Time Warner, but not an enormous factor. MSNBC, by contrast, contributes little financially to either of its parents, General Electric (the NBC of MSNBC) or Microsoft (the MS). On the one hand, that might suggest MSNBC is in a precarious position, which has led to speculation about its owners' commitment to the channel in the long term. On the other, having multiple platforms to deliver news and other content may be central to both companies' strategies." You can get a more complete report here.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
PLATITUDES
There are some are good rules, like: If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Another I find useful is: The way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time. Some are just good quotes to keep in mind, such as: I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires, or another Susan B Anthony quote: Independence is happiness.
Not unlike many others who like to think about and solve problems, I love this Joseph Barbera quote: That's what keeps me going: dreaming, inventing, then hoping and dreaming some more in order to keep dreaming. Barbera also said, “Creating fantasy is a very personal thing, but you can’t take the process too personally” Platitudes, quotes, or any mnemonics I use to keep my mind aware of the rules that work for me is what keeps me functioning. When I tire of a senior repeating himself, perhaps trying to prove himself still of worth to the world, I remember my mother saying, quietly, in Greek, when my father repeated himself endlessly: Listen to an old man's words, not his flatulence. Another pithy quote from an unknown: (1)Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always (3) Everything is sometimes.
I do not pet strange dogs nor walk between a dog and a hydrant or tree. I do not wrestle with pigs in their home space or sty. Having gained adulthood, I no longer try to be center stage at all times. Once I learned the definition of infirmary, I try to stay out of them. I sleep when I am sleepy, even though it may mean waking up and finding my nose on the computer keyboard. I try to maintain a sense of humor through it all. From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. (Dr. Seuss)
