YOU SAID IT

Some people have the skill of making things very clear in just a few words. Francis Schaeffer said: "The Republican Old Guard are in the fix an atheist would be in if Jesus showed up and raised his mother from the dead: Their world view has just been shattered. Obama's election has driven them over the edge."

A description of someone with a poor sense of direction was: "Couldn't find her way out of a room with only one door."

"He had a photographic memory which was never developed."