COLONOSCOPY MADE SIMPLE: LOOK, MA, NO TUBES

By now there should not be an American left who has not seen Dave Barry's description of a colonoscopy. Science has invented a camera dubbed a 'spider pill' that is a wi-fi,cordless version.

We are advised that this will be in production, and available to you through your doctor, in about a year. Hang in until after the Alaskan Troopers commercial for a thorough explanation of what we can expect in the next colonoscopy adventure on our calendar. For this description, click here. You can just add this little bug to the billions we already host on our person. It sure saves the yards of tubing stuffed up where the usual direction is out, not in.